@"Scarlett Bearsdale" - interesting...for some reason when I reading about an amusing purple buff, I was thinking the screen should go purple, like when eating purple, but then your avatar is upside down and walking along the top of the screen while it's in effect...for some reason "Dancing on the Ceiling" was playing in my head as I was reading your description...no clue why...totally agree with a martini glass, because they are just so much fun!
There is a medieval dish called Armored Turnips (find it about halfway down this page) that translates pretty much directly over plus the name is SO GLITCHY:
I think you should add some form of actual armor ingredient to it, for the Glitchiness. Maybe something that has natural armor, such as a pineapple, or maybe something that looks hard, such as a Hard Bubble.
I am loving the Armored Turnips recipe! Very creative. If we could somehow make it look like that armadillo cake from Steel Magnolias I'd laugh forever.
Okay guys, this is important. This is game-changing.
"SCOOTCH" a new recipe for the cocktail shaker made with hooch and peat. It gives you a sinus-clearing buff* for 30 minutes and gives you the smashed buff, followed by the hungover buff, each for 5 minutes.
Greenish Ale > 2 Beers > 1 Green > 7 Green Elements > 1 Essence of Rubeweed
Made in a Cocktail Shaker. Grants Bender of the Saint, which progressively grants more mood and imagination the longer it lasts. Keep it going by continuing to drink! But the hangover is gonna be longer if you drink too much...
LoL, @tryxchange, that's pretty funny! It'd be nice if your yelling text could be a different color, too, so people know that it's from the drink and not just someone yelling all willy nilly.
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Here's one of my earlier recipe posts:
Potent Purple Plummy Potation
>3 Plums
>1 Essence of Purple
>1 Purple Sno-Cone
>1 Mangosteen
>1 Hooch
Made with a Cocktail Shaker.
I see no reason why it couldn't have a buff and appear in a martini glass.
Turnips could use some love, too. What about turnip mash?
Made in the Awesome Pot
Turnip Mash
>5 turnips
>1 butterfly butter
>1 king of condiments
Then it could be used as a base for other recipes a la shepherd's pie.
Armored Turnips
5 turnips
2 stinky cheese
2 cinnamon
1 ginger
1 black pepper
"SCOOTCH"
a new recipe for the cocktail shaker made with hooch and peat.
It gives you a sinus-clearing buff* for 30 minutes and gives you the smashed buff, followed by the hungover buff, each for 5 minutes.
*this buff provides protection from sneezes
ps I know, you just died right?
Greenish Ale
> 2 Beers
> 1 Green
> 7 Green Elements
> 1 Essence of Rubeweed
Made in a Cocktail Shaker. Grants Bender of the Saint, which progressively grants more mood and imagination the longer it lasts. Keep it going by continuing to drink! But the hangover is gonna be longer if you drink too much...
2 tomatos
1 egg
1 dash pepper
Made in a blender. -5 mood, +5 energy, removes hangover and smashed buffs.
2 green eggs
1 meat
Worth 35 currants; up to 20 in a stack.
You can eat them in East Spice
You can eat them with some rice.
Eat them with your emo bear
You can eat them anywhere!
**SIPS CAPS LOCKTAIL W/ PINKY OUT**
1 Wood
2 Bubbles
3 Beans
Hooch
Shake in Cocktail Shaker, drink, makes you yell all comments for the next 15 minutes.