Glitchy (Eleveny?) One Liners!

Liza Throttlebottom · January 2015

Give me your best glitchy one liner! They can be bad puns, quirky pick up lines, or even knock knock jokes! (I'm being generous with the term one-liner

)

This is my contribution, maybe not the best but I'm sure you all are more creative: Are you a butterfly? Because I can promise you a Happy Ending.

EiraFae · January 2015

Are you this game? Because you're absolutely preposterous.
(heh i suck)

Scarlett Bearsdale · January 2015

I might be a piggy because if you nibbled me, you'd be getting all my meat.

Scarlett Bearsdale · January 2015

Is this an enchanted forest because I'm getting a huge load of wood in here.

awesome sauce · January 2015

I'd splank that on your groddle bottom

Supershero · January 2015

Paraphrasing: "When I grow old, I shall eat purple and learn to spit."

Supershero · January 2015

My darling, you are as precious and rare as a wood tree.

EiraFae · January 2015

@Supershero that's so cute ;_; and we were all going the naughty route

ghost777 · January 2015

prisencolinensinainciusol listen to this every day ,came from Glitch forum. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5b78s_prisencolinensinainciusol_fun

Liza Throttlebottom · January 2015

Oh my god. I'm afraid I don't understand, though I DO remember it from the forums!

Ann DramaDuh · January 2015

If you'll be Roobrik, Jal be Rasana.

Grime · January 2015

These are lovely. xD

Scarlett Bearsdale · January 2015

I'd like to explore you for hidden areas

coolbetty · January 2015

"I like big quoins and I cannot lie!" - NutMeg Botwin

Liza Throttlebottom · January 2015

Oh my gosh, coolbetty, I love that one : )

Star · February 2015

I Lobe you!!! (Who remembers this? anybody?)

Ann DramaDuh · February 2015

"Knock, knock."
Who's there?
"Balzare."
Balzare who?
"Balzare better than a dong."

Ariaste · February 2015

A classic from the piggies: "BAM! Hot meat injection straight into your bag!"

Glitchy (Eleveny?) One Liners!

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