9999 bottles of beer on the wall

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  • 816 bottles of beer on the wall
    816 bottles of beer
    Drunk in a pinch, low tolerance
    815 bottles of beer on the wall
  • Bottles of 815 wall on the beer
    Bottle of 815 wall,
    Pass one down, take it around,
    Bottles of 814 wall on the beer
  • 814 bottles of beer on the wall
    814 bottles of beer
    Starting to nod, swear to drunk I'm not God
    813 bottles of beer on the wall
  • edited July 2015
    813 bottle of beer on the wall
    813 bottles of beer
    beer is too old, wish they were cold
    812 bottles of beer on the wall

    (someone really should refrigerate these [I'm way to lazy to do so])
  • 812 bottles of beer on the wall
    812 bottles on beer
    Since I'm so nice, I'll put them on ice
    811 bottles of beer on the wall
  • edited August 2015
    811 bottles of beer on the wall
    811 bottles of beer
    I don't drink...
    811 bottles of beer on the wall
  • this is my favorite discussion
  • *cranks the music*

    811 bottles of beer on the wall
    811 bottles of beer
    It's almost Halloween, let's party and scream,
    777 bottles of beer on the wall

    (it's one helluva party)
  • edited October 2015
    -778 bottles of beer on the wall,
    -778 bottles of beer.
    This makes no sense, testicular fence,
    Toaster bottles of beer on the wall.
  • 778 bottles of beer onthe wall
    778 bottles of beer
    Vision is blurry. Get more beer, hurry!
    777 bottles of beer on the wall
  • edited October 2015
    777 bottles of beer on the wall,
    777 bottles of beer,
    Take one down... it's not a craft beer, put it back.
    777 bottles of beer on the wall.
  • edited December 2015
    777 bottles of beer on the wall,
    777 bottles of beer,
    This Christmas I've had one too many to drink.
    766 bottles of beer on the wall.
  • 816 bottles of beer on the wall.
    816 bottles of beer,
    I don't know what to say - a bottle falls on the floor..., how unoriginal!
    815 bottles of beer on the wall
  • 815 bottles of beer on the wall....
    (glug glug glug burrpp!)
    Did I say 815 bottle of beer on the wall?
    I meant to say 814 (burp)
  • After having a few craft beers I notice that there is a discrepancy on the amount of beers drank... Hmmmm... lost time or too much time on the forgotten floor? Is it 766 or 815? Or did Friendly ply me with one too many during our dice game?
    760 bottles of beer on the wall......... I think... hic
  • (Sorry I am the culprit - I didn't recognize the second page!!! - and also Doolittle went from 777 to 766!!! - I've continued from 773 as if no one made a mistake :D)
    773 bottles of beer on the wall,
    773 bottles of beer,
    One smashes on to the floor
    772 bottles of beer on the wall
  • Mumblety bottles of beer on the wall,
    Wussafuss bootles of beeeeer,
    Glug 'em down, th' room spins around
    Gosh lookit dem bootles of beerz on teh wall!
  • Mderfxg oggedldg ov eeer od tge walllll
    Mderfxg oggedldg ov eeeeeeeeeeer
    *hic* *trip* I spilllllllled it....
    Oh noooooooooooooo.....
    ALCOHOL ABUSE!!
  • mfhehy werthd wherfd -- *shakes head* aherm ssssorry lllmmmemme try 'gain. *hic*
    wherrr'd alluver bah*hic*tells get gone? Mmmm i think....hmmmmm.
    Ssshhoodunt summun tryna- try countinin em 'gain?
    one.....toooooooo......eeeeelevv'n......sevvvvndy......mmmm i lost count summeres...
    one.........toooo...............tthhrrrreeee.....................
    *falls on couch*
    ...zzzzZZZzzzzzz...
  • *enters room*
    what happnd here?
    *gets drunk from all the alcohol fumes*
    sucz a waaste o fiine beeer
    *trips over the bottles on the floor*
    wherre did those coooooome frm
    *100 bottles fall down*
    agghf!
    *crawls out taking 5 bottles with him and leaving a trail of beer and blood behind*
  • Alcohol abuse AGAIN!
  • 772 bottles of beer on the wall,
    772 bottles of beer,
    Gave one to my friend because I'm driving,
    771 bottles of beer on the wall
  • 771 bottles of beer on the wall,
    771 bottles of beer,
    I'm taking one down and using it in my slow cooker braised short rib recipe - umm good - I made enough for all,
    770 bottles of beer on the wall.
  • 770 bottles of beer on the wall
    770 bottles of beer
    Took one down and washed my hair with it, and now I smell like Old Frothingslosh
    769 bottles of beer on the wall
  • 769 beer bottles hanging on the wall
    769 beer bottles hanging on the wall
    And if one beer bottle should accidentally fall
    (It lands on a rubber tree and flies back up!)
    There are 769 beer bottles hanging on the wall.
  • 769 bottles of beer on the wall,
    769 bottles of beer,
    Grab a six pack to take to a party,
    763 bottles of beer on the wall.
  • 763 bottles of beer on the wall,
    763 bottles of beer,
    My kids had a party without my permission while I was on vacation, they got into the beer, the neighbors called the police because the party was too loud, they all got busted for underage drinking and were sentenced to probation and community service, but their parents paid me back for all the beer that got drank, so I bought more to bring the total back up to 763, but then I drank two of them due to the stress of the situation, even though I don't particularly care for beer,
    761 bottles of beer on the wall. (YAK!)
  • edited June 2016
    761 bottles of beer on the wall,
    761 bottle of beer,
    I'm taking five to hide because some of you are hammered and this buff will last for hours if you have another
    756 bottle of beer on the wall
  • 756 dusty bottles of beer on the wall,
    756 dusty bottles of beer,
    I'm wondering if beer even tastes that good after two years, and wishing it were wine instead, but I shrug and take one down anyway, sipping it as I gaze nostalgically around this abandoned room that once was home to a fabulous party,
    755 dusty bottles of beer on the wall.
  • Oh cool, I just finished the last bottle I took.
    755 bottle of beer on the wall, 755 bottles of freshly dusted beer
    I’m not taking any because I’m currently obsessed with Blackberry Merlot wine. Seriously. It’s great.
    Still 755 bottle of beer on the wall
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