*BEEP* Hello? @Frashy? This is IImenskie Jones, Professor of porkthropology, obtainer of rare artifacts and the most famous porcine adventurer in all of Ur; you know, the one with a really cool hat? Listen, I seem to have become trapped somehow. Probably something about an idol and an ancient curse. I’m pretty sure mummies were involved in some capacity. We can work out the details later. Anyway, the cave entrance has collapsed, and I can’t reach the exit. You’ve got to help me escape! Oh, and could you bring some food?...Only, whatever you do, don't bring noodles...noodles scare me...[End of message]
returns phone call @Smallchalet This is Frashy, I have dispatched a team of top notch Glitchen, and they should be arriving at your location shortly. Once you are freed we can go through the details to ensure some poor glitch does not fall into the same idol mummy curse. They've brought shovels and some food however I cannot confirm if the noodles were left behind. Good Luck!
*BEEP* @Frashy! This is llmenskie Jones. *chewing noise* Durf wus ah clobe claw! *swallows* That was a close call! Luckily, there were no mummy or noodle encounters. *sounds of cheering and laughter* Thanks for your help, friend! *♪music playing♪* We're having a party to celebrate, come join us; there's food! Pies galore! *snorting sounds* You'd better hurry though; can't guarantee there'll be any pies left, soon, heehee. *loud chewing sounds* Deez arr early goo bice! *swallows* These are really good p... *Smallchalet: "Hey guys, congrats on a successful rescue! Cool party! WHO WANTS NooDLES?! I brought LOTS'n'LOTS of NOODLES! WOoP WOoP!"* **SNOooRT**!!**LOUD SQUEALs***!![End of message]
Okay, it took a couple of days just to be sure, but it is nearly impossible to go north-northwest from here. Especially since I don't want to be polar bear food. o.O
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